HEllo!! here are some originals from the chambers of Rai...

WHich bank only opens in may?


Maybank!
(ok..if you think that was easy.. watch this:)


Posb and and Dbs were driving down to M'sia one day along the North South Highway;

Posb shouted, "Dbs watch out! Don't get too close to Maybank"
Dbs, scratched his head and asked why.

Posb replied, "don't you get it? If you get too close to it, it 'may-bang' you!"