Thursday, September 14

Pun pun pun!

HEllo!! here's more originals.. haha..

Where is the one place in Singapore where you'll always get a wheel clamp even if you put coupon during parking?
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Wheels-lock placE!!! hahahaa..

Mr. Paragon was a very nice person. He was very friendly. His trademark was to call people in short forms. For example he would call Peninsula, "pen pen" and park mall, "par par". It created a lot of closeness and good friendsip bonds which kept the Town gang united. But all of that changed after he met Ms. wheelock place.

Peninsula, paragon and park mall went out to meet some new friends. the other 2 knew the others. only paragon was pretty ne to them.

so they met wheelock place, HMV and lido. Peninsula introduced them to paragon so as usual, in his ever so friendly manner he gave them a nick name:

HMV: Hello paragon!

Paragon: Hello H H!

HMV: Oh that's so sweet! you gave me a nick name. thank you so much

Lido: Yo paragon!

PAragon: Hello li li!

Lido: WAA.. you up man!

Wheelock place: Hello Paragon!

Paragon(at this point of time, he was feeling so good about himself that he blurted out the first thing that came to his mind): Hello "wee wee"!

Wheelock's face turned red and she gave him a right hand blow to his head!! everyone else just stood there shocked..

Paragon: Ouch!! What was that for "wee wee"?

Wheelock place gave him another wack on his head: How dare you still whistle at me?!!!

FRom that day, all of them decided to stay at their places and never to talk to each other again. :(

KNock Knock!!

here's some knock knock jokes to keep you lauging during your exams!

I call this "Ah beng trying to tell a knock knock joke to out smart an ang moh":

ah beng: Oi! Knock knock!

ang moh:Who's there?

ah beng:CAR

ang moh:CAr who?

ah beng: aiyoh it's not "car-fu" its CARREFOUR(care-for)! your england so jia lat meh?!




Here's no. 2: it's a local favorite and by local i mean church local.

GT: Knock knock!!

ET: who's there?

GT: who who

ET: who who who?

GT: woo woo woo.. you're beginning to sound like_______!


hahahahaha.. too bad if you dont understand.. ahaahaha..