The ORIGINAL COLD JOKE

Hello!

This is the couple of classics of LC jokes:

1. Recaped by Dom: "all the jokes began like that. one day we were in a session together when someone commented, 'the air con not working is it? its not getting cold.' then LC said,' oh, not cold is it? add salt lor.'"

2.What drink you drink 3 times you will die?





Sar-si!!(i think its hokkien)

3. this one is from my friend:

farmer A sells fruits,

Farmer B sells vegetables,

what does farmer C sell?




MEDICINE LA!!!

"THE WALLS ARE CRACKING!"

"THE WALLS ARE CRACKING" I HEARD THIS SAME STILL VOICE 3 TIMES! I WAS THANKFUL I DIDNT GET DISTRACTED BY ANYTHING. IMMEDIATELY AFTER, I SAW A VISION OF A HUGE WALL, WITH SMALL ME STANDING IN FRONT OF THE TOWERING WALL AND THERE, I SAW THE CRACKS.

Yup, at about 2145, i heard the still small voice of God. It was pretty cool to hear such a clear voice. not the thundering one. but this one, where your mind is still and able to receive. yup. i wasn't doing anything in particular besides stretching myself from the nap. I felt it was a general message for everyone. i was actually very excited as i heard what the Holy Spirit said! I messaged everyone as the Spirit led and I believe God touched hearts. Confirmation came when Aley messaged back saying that was what Gavin and her were praying for on saturday for LG. COOL!!
more confirmation came later too. One from Joshua and another one from Shaun.

It inspired me to keep cracking the wall. i was excited for my camp, my family, my lg members and the street-e outreaches. UBER-COOL!!! Gonna drown in intercession. "GOD give grace"

Crack Crack Crack BREAK !

Uncle Eric...

YalloW! Good weekend although we kena recalled for mob manning. But i tell you i found a simple encounter there. My DXO, mdm Kelly shared with ainsley and i about her life and her commitment to God. I was blessed at how God led us.

An interesting incident that happened on sunday was the enocunter with uncle eric, a man of great faith and as John puts it, " a walking testimony of Jesus." Far from that, he can't walk!@! Yeah.. he has muscle degeneration since about 10 years ago. But the faith he has is amazing! Its truly a shocker when you see a man unable to move crying out in desperation for healing. The only thing I heard yesterday was "He'll be walking one day" . yup. may this encourage the kids that continue to pray for him..

Really dont know why he didnt get healed though. i understood this: there was the presence of God was there, my faith was there, his faith wass there, God's compassion was there but the anointing and the power was not there. That's what i truly believe: a lack of intercession and dwelling in the strong room resulted in lack of prayer power. Ah well, God settled it for me there. Even then i remember Ps Tony saying, "i've given up thinking of reasons for no healing." Yup. our job scope doesn't require us to comprehend, it calls for OBEDIANCE.

Put a shock to your system!

Jachin, Shaun, Gavin and I were eating dinner on friday night when Jachin and shaun were cracking jokes at each other. Jachin deviated for a while and said, "Oh, Alex is going to get shocked next week."

we asked,"what? how come?"

Jachin said, "He's going for the tweezers course, learn to shock people one."

I asked, "Then how come he'll get shocked also?"

Jachin replied," B'cos everyone they'll make the trainees experience the shock too. Haha.. Go there must get stunned, cannot go-stunt"

Gavin and I frowned. Then Shaun said, "well, that'll give Steve Austin a run for his money!!(the wrestler's fav move is stone cold stunner)" haha.. it wass hilarious! the co-leader has picked up the skill too!!

Psalms 9:20 "Put them in fear O Lord, That they nations may know themselves to be mere men"

God reminded me about my pride yesterday. After the worship encounter and the NOE, the accuracy in words given, the anointing and all that which comes only through the Spirit by God's grace, one can begin to pamper the thoughts that we were even a part of it. That is to say, we played a significant role in that place. Which is obviously a lie of the enemy.

GOD HATES PRIDE. In prov 6:16, the first on the list of the things God hates is " a proud look"! When the Creator God, who is love, says He hates something, He REALLY DESPICES IT TO THE CORE! Yesterday was a gentle reminder to myself to recognise that I am a worm and mere dust like Job puts it. Worm, no value. Dust, i really dont even want to live. But I live and love bcos the KING died for every worm and dust and that love should keep me going.

I think if we fail to recognise this, we must recognise that pride is beginning to come in. Yep, that's where a check such as this is needed. Thank God.

Today SWAT TEAM and BREAD went out to Sentosa to play! Yup. it was a good idea to get the 2 groups together. Thank God they opened up to each other and everybody really had fun, the guys AND the girls!! Waiting for another such day.. YEah!

Happy Father's Day

ANother cool sunday. IT wasnt raining.. haha.. RCC began to pray for the fathers which i think is a very special thing to do for the dads. I prayed for my father. My grandfather. As I began to spend time at home, i remembered I was a father too.. i have a 7 year old girl whose gonna be adopted by my mom because my aunt passed away. I'm gonna be her guardian although the papers are long overdue. Her name is Julie. That's her nick.

I remembered how much better the world will be if everyone could receive the Father's Love. I guess it'll be soon.

As Rev Fred, in his usual high pitch voice proclaimed faith, he shared about Naga land. He was telling about the coldness there and the crazy people who called him there but didnt tell him it wass gonna be so cold!! haha.. One thing that came to me was an invitation he gave out to all about going there. Could i go? i wanted to go. Money, no money! parentss approval? ahem, impossible. but i think God challenged my faith tto believe for the money and everything else. See how God inspires but i think i'm not gonna let this thought go.

Rev Fred said "You were the best pentecost church in Singapore in 1950s. You were known all over Singapore" Imagine that! Uber-cool... God says, "well don't just say wow, do something about it!" I say," what can i do?" God says," who said you could do anything. Do the thing I've taught you. Pray. I'll do the rest."

Punked!

Tell you a joke...

Person A was talking, Person B started to yawn after a while. Immediately person C began to sing "I will awaken the YAWNING..."

OK..it was funny at the point of time. Gonna improve on my jokes telling skills.

ANother one... 4 girls had nothing to do and there was 2 guys playing fixing the mike. The girls began to ask one guy to sing. It sounded confusing to the person cause it was like they were saying "James sing. I never heard James sing before." But it actually sounded like " I never heard James Singh before." Which i guess what James understood. So he was so confused that he kept trying to convince them that they HAVE heard Rev James Singh before. After a while, the highest ranking cold jokes competitor said: "James, can you swim?" James replied," Yes, why?" He stunned the whole room with this "Then James will not sink!!" BRAVO! Everything went silent after that....

"Did I not say to you that if you would believe you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40

It's a cool verse. was asking God for a new breakthrough in my life today cause i was getting indifferent towards revival. The desire is there, the passion seems to be burnt out. Only today though. Just yesterday had a good talk with Leslie and it was great ending up praying for new and even more exciting things to happen among us. Today, felt great to read about JT's encounter, DT vision and read some of my kids testimony and i continue to feel encouraged by don't feel the Holy PASSion.

Did my QT and this verse just shouted out to me! The bible is my book of Revival! YEah.. This verse spoke to me about stamina.we need Stamina for REvival ie GLory of God! Read the verse slowly one word 2 sec and you'll see the requirement of stamina. This means we cant keep one day as a day of sacrifices, being set apart and all that only for once a week but living everyday knowing and believing you are a revivalist. Paying the price. sacrificing sleep, living in Godly conviction and passion for souls, breathing in HOly Spirit, talking to Him non-stop. IT's really non-stop action for us!!

No slacking, cut back on computer games,shopping, TV! Continuing to bow down in prayer until Holy Spirit moves. I strongly believe that the Holy Spirit is a conquerer and He's in us to take back the world for God. and you cant conquer the world if your city, school or nation is not anywhere near being conquered! I like it when bro DT talks about revival. We need to live in the best days of Charles Finney, Smith Wigglesworth and many alike so that we be consumed by it. God is truly building an army that has never been seen before! Make the supernatural, the natural way of life.

HARloe!!!

HAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHaha!! yeah., i decided to join the gang too... cause online was getting a bit boring. Hhahah.,. need a channel to put all the Louis Chan jokes anyway.. yup yup. Gonna blast the internet with the works of God! Let's go!