KNock Knock!!

here's some knock knock jokes to keep you lauging during your exams!

I call this "Ah beng trying to tell a knock knock joke to out smart an ang moh":

ah beng: Oi! Knock knock!

ang moh:Who's there?

ah beng:CAR

ang moh:CAr who?

ah beng: aiyoh it's not "car-fu" its CARREFOUR(care-for)! your england so jia lat meh?!



Here's no. 2: it's a local favorite and by local i mean church local.

GT: Knock knock!!

ET: who's there?

GT: who who

ET: who who who?

GT: woo woo woo.. you're beginning to sound like_______!

hahahahaha.. too bad if you dont understand.. ahaahaha..