O PRecious Rabbits

Why are rabbits one of the most expensive pets to keep?


Because they like to eat carats!! You can never find enough gold and diamonds for them.



Why are rabbits so difficult to find?


Because they are rare-bits.


Jachin's joke:
As we gathered for the usual sunday morning after-gce prayer meet, we started off by talking about the Singapore- Thailand match which was going to be played in the evening. We talked about Tiru(M'sia Team) and his comedian way of "making friends" and then we began to talk about the scores. We were predicting the scores when jachin said:

Jachin: " I think the score will be 1-1 tonight"
Douglas: " Ya, i think so too."
Gerald Ho: "No. I think it will be 1-0 or 2-1 "
Daryl Tan: " You all beginning to prophesy is it?"
Jachin: "No. The score will be either 1-1 or 0-0 or 2-2 because they are going to play in Tie-land!"

All other comments except Jachin's are purely fictional. Any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidential.